By Terry Pratchett
A captivating story for individuals of every age (but specifically for younger Sam Vimes) from the pen of leave out Felicity Beedle, Discworld's best children's author.
From Snuff: 'Vimes' advised arrival acquired a nod of approval from Sybil, who gingerly passed him a brand new ebook to learn to younger Sam. Vimes checked out the canopy. The identify used to be The international of Poo. while his spouse was once out of eyeshot he rigorously leafed via it. good, ok, you needed to settle for that the realm had moved on and nowadays fairy tales have been not really going to be approximately twinkly little issues with wings. As he grew to become web page after web page, it dawned on him that whoever had written this booklet, they definitely knew what might make youngsters like younger Sam snort until eventually they have been approximately unwell. The bit approximately crusing down the river nearly made him smile. yet interspersed with the scatology was once truly relatively attention-grabbing stuff approximately septic tanks and dunnakin divers and gongfermors and the way puppy muck helped make the superior leather-based, and different issues that you simply by no means idea you would have to recognize, yet as soon as heard by some means lodged on your mind.'
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I regretted snapping at Robbie, but sometimes his Big Brother act went too far. Still, Robbie had always been that way—jealous, overprotective, forever looking out for me, like it was his job. I couldn’t remember when I first met him; it felt like he’d always been there. The cafeteria was noisy and dim. I hovered just inside the door, looking for Scott, only to see him at a table in the middle of the f loor, surrounded by cheerleaders and football jocks. I THE IRON KING 37 hesitated. I couldn’t just march up to that table and sit down; Angie Whitmond and her cheerleading squad would rip me to shreds.
Taking that as an invitation, I started toward him, weaving my way past the tables. He f lipped out his iPhone, pressed a button, and looked at me with half-lidded eyes, still grinning. A phone rang close by. I jumped a bit, but continued walking. Behind me, there were gasps, and then hysterical giggles. And then, the whispered conversation that always makes you think they’re talking about you. I felt eyes on the back of my head. Trying to ignore it, I continued down the aisle. Another phone rang.
The Courts are restless. ” The nurse turned, putting both hands on her hips, her voice chiding. “I’m surprised you haven’t given her the mistwine yet. She is sixteen today. ” “I know, I know. ” The shadow sighed, putting his head in his hands. “I’ll take care of that later this afternoon. ” “Resting,” said the nurse. “Poor thing, she was traumatized. ” A chuckle. “The last kid who drank one of your ‘mild’ sleep potions didn’t wake up for two weeks. ” The nurse’s reply was garbled and broken, but I was almost sure she said, “She’s her father’s daughter.