By Sue Townsend
Adrian Mole and The guns of Mass Destruction is the 6th e-book in Sue Townsend's brilliantly humorous Adrian Mole sequence.
Wednesday April 2nd
I am thirty-five at the present time. i'm formally middle-aged. it's all downhill from now. A pathetic slide in the direction of gum disorder, wheelchair ramps and death.
Adrian Mole is middle-aged yet nonetheless scribbling. operating as a bookseller and dwelling in Leicester's Rat Wharf; discovering time to write down letters of recommendation to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal wrestle with a vicious swan referred to as Gielgud; measuring his increasing bald spot; and attempting to win-over the voluptuous Daisy . . . Adrian yearns for a greater extra significant global. yet he's no longer able to quit his pen yet...
Bestselling writer Sue Townsend has been Britain's favorite comedian author for over 3 decades.
'Hilarious. Deft, gleeful mockery impales modish fads, from...
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The anger part anyway—like today when I thought a friend was in trouble. ” “I don’t know,” Colt said. “Scared, I guess. ” “That’s certainly a fair question, though I wonder if it has more to do with the stress you’re under. I can’t imagine what it must feel like to have the weight of the entire world on your shoulders. ” Colt averted his eyes. He knew Dr. Roth was talking about Project Betrayal and how because Colt had blood from a Thule coursing through his veins, people actually thought he was part of an ancient prophecy that would destroy the Thule and save humanity.
L e w i s It wasn’t long before more of the cadets arrived in their flight suits, including three members of Phantom Squad. Stacy Watson looked like she was still asleep; Grey Arnold, one of Colt’s roommates, couldn’t stop smiling; and Glyph Gundar, a Fimorian, simply looked lost. A few months ago aliens had been little more than a figment of Colt’s imagination, but now they had almost become commonplace. At least eight faculty members at the academy were from other planets, and he had heard that more than a hundred of the cadets were aliens as well.
It was incredible to see them in the flesh instead of as a holographic representation. ” Colt turned to see a man with the beginnings of a goatee and hair that hung down to his shoulders. He was in good enough shape that his tight black T-shirt didn’t look too ridiculous, and most of his right arm was covered in an intricate series of tattoos. “Sorry,” Colt said. . I was looking for Dr. ” “Then you’re in the right place,” the man said. ” “Dr. ” “Not exactly,” Dr. Roth said. “Though I do know a thing or two about Thule physiology.